A Tale of Two Oopsies

A very funny guest blog by Eliott Stokes

You would not think it was my fate,
To lose my hold upon the plate,
But lo it made a dreadful sound,
When it hit upon the ground,
The carrots scattered,
The dishes rattled,
The chips flew wide,
The cheese ended
on its side.
I thought that this would end my tale,
But today it was an epic fail.
As I ventured up the stairs,
Trying to leave behind my cares,
Holding coffee and treats in hand,
I didn’t quite expect to land,
Suddenly and without grace,
With coffee dripping down my face,
Sweets tumbling far and high and low,
To my knees and elbows, I did go.
I landed hard and was in pain,
I wasn’t quickly to regain,
My sense of balance or my pride.
But before the coffee dried,
I tackled the mess with sponge and broom,
And then retreated
to my room.
It keeps me calm and helps my worry,
To share with you this cautionary story,
Hold tight to plates and drink,
They’re more slippery than one might think.

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